GOING TO DEE CEE!

Starting today, Friday, at 6:00 PM, I will be on a bus with a ton of other people on our way to Washington DC. The bus ride will be about 14 hours long. Luckily we will be sleeping for most of it.

Why are we going to DC? For the "March for Life"
Starting noon on Monday, we will be with around 150,000 other people, peacefully protesting against abortion.

This is a once in a lifetime chance for me, and I'm pretty exited to go.
Since I want you guys to experience the whole trip with me, I have set up something kind of cool.

This is how it works. Whenever I feel like I need to, I will write a short update/post, and upload it to Google maps. There, you can see my path of travel, and read the posts, where I sent them.
So if I'm in Indiana, and I write about the nasty Burger king food in a Burger king, then you will see the post, above a Burger king on the map.

Sadly this system doesn't work with pictures, SO, I have created a Picasa folder for all of the photos I take.

Each photo I take will have a number in its name that corresponds with the number on a post on the map, so you can know where I took it.





Since this is a work in progress, check back later and I will most likely have an update! That means, photos, map positions, little updates/posts.
(I will be done by 1/27/2012)

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Stay tuned!


Edit: We went! Read all about it here!

Vitamin commercials.

You're sitting there, watching TV when your every day, average vitamin commercial comes on.
There is a guy walking around on the street not looking very happy and he is holding some chocolates, and a stress ball that he's squeezing tightly.
"DO YOU CONSTANTLY HAVE GAS? THEN TRY TOOTASIL. THE #1 DOCTOR RECOMMENDED TOOT RELIEVING BRAND."
You see the guy take the pill, walk down the street a little, and he gets to release that annoying stress ball hes been holding on too so tightly. Good thing too, because he just arrived at the coffee shop to meet his date.
He gives her the chocolates, and they start smiling like there's no tomorrow. They talk a little bit even though you cant hear it as the announcer says:

WARNING: Ask your doctor if Tootasil is right for you. Don't take with other toot relieving medications.


Side effects may include:

• Face spasms,
• Random growths on your face,
• A third arm,
• The voice of a little girl,
• Uncontrollable toot breath,
• Insanity,

And other, not so serious side effects. Including, but not limited to:

• Heart attacks,
• Heart failure,
• Death,
• Stroke,
• The mental state of a turkey.

As you're watching this you're thinking... What the heck?... Why would I ever get this?


In my opinion, most vitamin commercials are roughly like this.

My Great Aunts.

My Grandmas older sisters, Mary, Janet, and Grace are all crazy.


The oldest is Great Aunt Grace.
She is the oldest and the only "Normal" one. She's really short and not so crazy.
Since she's so normal, she doesn't really have anything awesome to quote. The real quotes are between the 2 younger ones.

Next is Great Aunt Janet. 
She, is the Boss.

Aunt Janet says:

• You can eat anything animals can eat! Think about it, even snakes! Its a delicacy! Just stick a fork right behind its ears!

• (She was talking about some kind of conspiracy) Aunt Mary says: you don't know that for sure. You just suspect... Aunt Janet says: Yeah, but i can pass it off as a suggestion.. Aunt Mary says: Slander...

• Get your degrees kids!

• Drink your whole milk. Its a good source of calcium. Not that 2% stuff. Its basically just skim. They skim all the calcium out of it!

• When Vince (Her grandson) Makes his first million, he better remember his grandma. I don't care about his parents - granny's first! I'll probably be dead by then, anyway, so oh well.

Then is Great Aunt Mary.
She's the one with the Jokes. But whenever she tries to tell a joke, Aunt Janet just tells her to shut up.

Aunt Mary says:

• I love kissing cute boys. Aunt grace says: aww listen to her. Aunt Mary: SO WHAT? I'm single!

• To aunt Janet: Your getting dull to live with.

Great Aunt Marys words of wisdom.

We asked her for some words of wisdom for life in general. She closed her eyes, folded her hands in front of her face and said:

• Pray often, and listen to your parents.
• Also, wear a smile on your face, and have fun.
• Stay outta politics, stay outta Hollywood, and study hard. (And aunt Janet says: shadap!)

Here is a nice picture of Aunt Janet and Aunt Mary:

Left, Aunt Janet, Right, Aunt Mary.

They have both stated that they don't want their identity's revealed all over cyberspace. Hence the black bars protecting their identity's.


Every time you see them, they love to give you nice big kisses. And they always make comments like, YOU TRYING TO AVOID US? I DIDN'T GET MY KISS YET.

And every once in a while, they go to a casino to do a bit of gambling.
They all have a system for gambling. The first 20$ they bets with, all the profit goes to the Church. After that they get everything they win. Aunt Janet is the lucky one. She walks in, and "Feels" which machine to spend her money on. After she decides which is the right one, she spends all her money on it and she always get a bit of a profit.


They love to gamble, love kisses, and they love to make people happy!
Which they do a good job at.