My Great Aunts.

My Grandmas older sisters, Mary, Janet, and Grace are all crazy.


The oldest is Great Aunt Grace.
She is the oldest and the only "Normal" one. She's really short and not so crazy.
Since she's so normal, she doesn't really have anything awesome to quote. The real quotes are between the 2 younger ones.

Next is Great Aunt Janet. 
She, is the Boss.

Aunt Janet says:

• You can eat anything animals can eat! Think about it, even snakes! Its a delicacy! Just stick a fork right behind its ears!

• (She was talking about some kind of conspiracy) Aunt Mary says: you don't know that for sure. You just suspect... Aunt Janet says: Yeah, but i can pass it off as a suggestion.. Aunt Mary says: Slander...

• Get your degrees kids!

• Drink your whole milk. Its a good source of calcium. Not that 2% stuff. Its basically just skim. They skim all the calcium out of it!

• When Vince (Her grandson) Makes his first million, he better remember his grandma. I don't care about his parents - granny's first! I'll probably be dead by then, anyway, so oh well.

Then is Great Aunt Mary.
She's the one with the Jokes. But whenever she tries to tell a joke, Aunt Janet just tells her to shut up.

Aunt Mary says:

• I love kissing cute boys. Aunt grace says: aww listen to her. Aunt Mary: SO WHAT? I'm single!

• To aunt Janet: Your getting dull to live with.

Great Aunt Marys words of wisdom.

We asked her for some words of wisdom for life in general. She closed her eyes, folded her hands in front of her face and said:

• Pray often, and listen to your parents.
• Also, wear a smile on your face, and have fun.
• Stay outta politics, stay outta Hollywood, and study hard. (And aunt Janet says: shadap!)

Here is a nice picture of Aunt Janet and Aunt Mary:

Left, Aunt Janet, Right, Aunt Mary.

They have both stated that they don't want their identity's revealed all over cyberspace. Hence the black bars protecting their identity's.


Every time you see them, they love to give you nice big kisses. And they always make comments like, YOU TRYING TO AVOID US? I DIDN'T GET MY KISS YET.

And every once in a while, they go to a casino to do a bit of gambling.
They all have a system for gambling. The first 20$ they bets with, all the profit goes to the Church. After that they get everything they win. Aunt Janet is the lucky one. She walks in, and "Feels" which machine to spend her money on. After she decides which is the right one, she spends all her money on it and she always get a bit of a profit.


They love to gamble, love kisses, and they love to make people happy!
Which they do a good job at.