This, is the Post thanksgiving post. What should have been the thanksgiving post.
Thanksgiving. In my house, this is how it went down.
12:00
We go to our Grandmas house.
The girls start making food, the men sit on the couch and watch the Bozo show from the 70's
12:30
We watch some James bond, and The godfather for their action scenes and switch in between them at commercials.
1:00
More family gets there, with babies and little kids.
We have to babysit while watching the godfather.
2:00
Food is served.
Food eating tip:
First go up and get a little bit of everything. Unless it looks really nasty.
Then, sit down, eat it all and identify everything that tastes the best.
For seconds, go up and get only the good stuff so you can maximize yummy food consumption and you don't need to waste space on the nasty stuff.
2:45
Dessert is served.
3:00
Everybody goes back to watching TV, falling asleep, or playing with little kids.
4:00
our stomachs are empty enough to cram more food in, so we go up for more of whatever was the best.
5:00
We are all still socializing and having a good time.
6:00
Everybody is SO FULL that you can hear groans of pain.
7:00
We say goodbye and go home.
THEN, you have day 2, which is when you have a second party for the people that couldn't come, and eat all the leftovers.
12:00
Family arrives, food is served.
1:00
Me and my cousin Christopher, play computer games and mess around.
3:00
We eat again.
4:00
Me and Christopher get all exited about shooting the 22 rifle at an apple.
And we also get exited to go on a Coyote hunt, because my uncle saw one in the woods before.
(They both never happened.)
5:00
Me and Christopher get high on dessert, then my dad, my cousin, my uncle, and I, go out deer hunting.
Me and Christopher still wanted to shoot something but didn't think we where going to see a deer (We didn't) so, as well as shot guns, we took out BB guns for shooting birds.
6:00
After seeing nothing, we come back in and eat more food.
Me and Christopher where so riled up to shoot at something, we decided to play a game called "Dangerous Hunts" Where you go hunting for like, black bears and other dangerous creatures. We switched it to easy and went bear hunting with a compound bow.
8:00
Everybody goes home.
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