Procrastinating.

We're all guilty of it. Some more than others. Lately? I guess I have been pretty guilty of procrastinating.

Procrastinating on what? You may ask... Well, I haven't posted on this blog in 2 or 3 weeks! So, there you go.
On the bright side, I've written a lot of techno music,  made a sweet video,  and even learned how to do this.


Truth be told, I've been just too busy to write a blog post. But don't worry, I'm not going to stop writing blog posts, I'm going to keep it up! And hopefully post on more than just Friday every week.



And to be honest, I'm not really feeling too inspired lately. (LAAAME)

Expect a sweet blog post next week!

Ehehehehehh....

The Mall Kiddie Play Pen.

The large mall that we usually go to for our shopping days has a little kiddie play pen inside. To play, you must be under yay high (that’s pretty short), and take off your shoes. I could pretty much get in until I was about 8 or 9.

When you were 6 or 7, this place was AMAZING.

In the middle, it has this amazing, foam tree. You can climb inside of the tree and get onto a top area. From there, the tree had a sliiiide, And  it even had a TELESCOPE… Which if I remember correctly, it did the opposite as what it was supposed to. It zoomed OUT instead of IN. So, it was always a mystery.

So, you went down the slide, then you where on the ground. The rubber coated ground.  All on the ground where massive foam lady bugs, little hollow foam tree logs that you could crawl through, aaand.. Yeah, it was pretty awesome.

I remember running around like a maniac in there, bragging to the other kids about this and that. MY MOM WAS ON TV. (Which was true.) They never believed me.

One time, I was running full speed and tripped, smashing my face against a rock. Luckily, it was made of foam , so I came out without any injury.

It was the worst when it was time to leave. Its like, just running around in the circular play pen was filling you with joy, and charging your happy levels. Even if you where just sitting there, joy was just pouring in. When the parents said, “OK, Time to go!” You instinctively went and hid. At that point, staying in there for as long as humanly possible was your number one objective.

Unfortunately, they would eventually come and get you and you had no option, but to submit. You would get your shoes back on, get some hand sanitizer, and walked out.

Ask BulfenRoben #1

Bulfenroben, how can I get a cheeseburger right now?

(anonymous) 

Good question, generic human!
The answer is as simple as this:


This method will work anywhere in the world. No cooking is required!

First, find a rainbow. Follow the rainbow until you find the end.

(Warning: This place is impossible to reach, because the rainbow is an optical effect which depends on the location of the viewer.)  

Find the leprechaun at the end and barter with him.
He will give you at least 50 gold coins. Use those solid gold coins to enchant the python God while you steal $3 from his cave, behind his back. Use that money to go to McDonalds and buy yourself a BURGER!