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Bulfenroben, how can I get a cheeseburger right now?

(anonymous) 

Good question, generic human!
The answer is as simple as this:


This method will work anywhere in the world. No cooking is required!

First, find a rainbow. Follow the rainbow until you find the end.

(Warning: This place is impossible to reach, because the rainbow is an optical effect which depends on the location of the viewer.)  

Find the leprechaun at the end and barter with him.
He will give you at least 50 gold coins. Use those solid gold coins to enchant the python God while you steal $3 from his cave, behind his back. Use that money to go to McDonalds and buy yourself a BURGER!

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CAPS LOCK.

ITS THAT LITTLE BUTTON ON THE SIDE OF YOUR KEYBOARD THAT YOU NEVER PRESS.

SOME CALL IT THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. OTHERS JUST CALL IT OBNOXIOUS. 

BY USING CAPS LOCK, YOU ARE USUALLY PERCEIVED AS FOLLOWS: