The Christmas Post.

Christmas. Its the most magical time of year.

With the snow, the Christmas lights, the Christmas tree, And all the gifts everybody is giving each other...
chestnuts roasting over an open fire...
Yes, its all very magical.

But what are the parts of Christmas that stick out most?

Christmas music
Before thanksgiving, you can hear it on the radio.

But what they don't know, is the Christmas celebration technically doesn't start until AFTER Christmas day.

Gifts
What most people look forwards to most. What could be inside that wrapping paper?
Shake it, measure it, you can never be sure what it is until you rip off that paper.

There are many different methods of unwrapping a gift. I usually like to rip open a little hole and guess what it is from what I can see through the little hole.

Christmas lights
Around winter, it gets dark really fast. But, when its dark, its also bright with everyone putting put their Christmas lights. Some people go all out and decorate every contour of their house while others just hang some off their roof.

Snow
Of course! The magical white stuff.

Santa
Sometimes the fake ones at the mall can be a bit creepy, but Santa is still pretty awesome.
I still cant figure out where he gets his funds to buy so many presents.
Maybe he has a special card that makes the people that own the store have to give him everything he wants for FREE. Otherwise I bet they get coal.
Poor store owners must really not like Santa black mailing them like that.

Something some people might not know is that Santa is short for Saint Nicholas.

Christmas feasting
Its Christmas day, and the relatives come over with food. You lay it out and munch on it all day.


Merry Christmas everyone!

First day of snow.

You wake up, and notice that its extra bright outside.
You look out the window and notice: IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT!
Weather your happy, or sad about it, most people do some crazy things.

Usually on the first day of snow, there isn't much snow on the ground.
You can still see the grass poking out of the snow.

Yet, you are so exited about it, you put on your old snow clothes that are too tight, and go out into the magical winter wonderland.

Then you go, now what? There is hardly any snow. Then you think, ah yes, a snow man! Of course.

So you go around with a sled gathering all the snow you can get. You bring it back to where you want to make your snowman and begin.

In the end, you are awarded with a plumpy snow man that's 2 feet tall, and has clumps of grass sticking out of its face.

And there is no more snow on the ground.

Aaand now the Abominable snowman is mad at your for wasting all of his snow.

Way to go.

Thanks Whitney for the post idea!

Post Thanksgiving Post.

This, is the Post thanksgiving post. What should have been the thanksgiving post.

Thanksgiving. In my house, this is how it went down.

12:00

We go to our Grandmas house.

The girls start making food, the men sit on the couch and watch the Bozo show from the 70's

12:30

We watch some James bond, and The godfather for their action scenes and switch in between them at commercials.

1:00

More family gets there, with babies and little kids.

We have to babysit while watching the godfather.

2:00

Food is served.

Food eating tip:

First go up and get a little bit of everything. Unless it looks really nasty.

Then, sit down, eat it all and identify everything that tastes the best.

For seconds, go up and get only the good stuff so you can maximize yummy food consumption and you don't need to waste space on the nasty stuff.

2:45

Dessert is served.

3:00

Everybody goes back to watching TV, falling asleep, or playing with little kids.

4:00

our stomachs are empty enough to cram more food in, so we go up for more of whatever was the best.

5:00

We are all still socializing and having a good time.

6:00

Everybody is SO FULL that you can hear groans of pain.

7:00

We say goodbye and go home.

THEN, you have day 2, which is when you have a second party for the people that couldn't come, and eat all the leftovers.

12:00

Family arrives, food is served.

1:00

Me and my cousin Christopher, play computer games and mess around.

3:00

We eat again.

4:00

Me and Christopher get all exited about shooting the 22 rifle at an apple.

And we also get exited to go on a Coyote hunt, because my uncle saw one in the woods before.

(They both never happened.)

5:00

Me and Christopher get high on dessert, then my dad, my cousin, my uncle, and I, go out deer hunting.

Me and Christopher still wanted to shoot something but didn't think we where going to see a deer (We didn't) so, as well as shot guns, we took out BB guns for shooting birds.

6:00

After seeing nothing, we come back in and eat more food.

Me and Christopher where so riled up to shoot at something, we decided to play a game called "Dangerous Hunts" Where you go hunting for like, black bears and other dangerous creatures. We switched it to easy and went bear hunting with a compound bow.

8:00

Everybody goes home.

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