Helicopter Ejection

Why don't helicopters have ejection seats? I guess its pretty clear.

The conventional "Ejection seat" would result in immediate choppage.

Someone actually invented a methed where the roter flies off, THEN you eject.

The Russian Zvezda K-37 seat system

I was hoping I would be able to go off on this more.. Hmm.

ITS A FUNNY PICKLE!

Stay tuned people! I'm cooking up a surprise. A WEEKLY surprise.

#3-1 Alpha 2

Thanks everybody who sent in all of their questions!

First question!

Dear BulfenRoben,

How do you find the motivation to get out of bed every day?

How can you look yourself in the mirror?

How can you LIVE with yourself?

~Boof

Uhh,

Next question!

Q. How long does it take to come up with these humorous and more or less witty posts about whatever.

~Victor

A. Well, The ideas usually just come to me when I'm messing around. But to iron them down to a post, about 2 hours. Not including pictures.

Next!

Q. How long does it take you to make the pictures on your blog?

~Koosh

A. It takes about a half of an hour each picture.

And then we have this lovely one.

Dear Rob and Ben,

I have read every blog post you have, and watched all of "Toobatee"'s YouTube videos. Does it startle you/scare you that you have no idea who I am...? Do you think I'm a creeper?

~Wendel

No, It doesn't scare me that there is somebody that I haven't met, reading my blog. That's what its for, ALL OF THE INTERNET!

And, no, I don't think your a creeper. Just a fan.

And then, we have all of these, from one person. (Thank you Lizzie!)

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

That's hard. I haven't really had any that bad...

Well, I would have to say, when I was really little, (Like 6) all of our family was having a big birthday party. It was for like, 5 kids.

When it was time to open up gifts, every kid took a corner, and stashed all of their presents there. I was getting sick of waiting for somebody to give me a gift, so I decided to go and find my own gifts!

I marched away, found a gift, opened it up, and my mom told me that the person wanted to give it to me. I felt horrible.

It still haunts me to this day.

What is your dream job?

I think THIS. This right here. I think I would like to make a living off of my blog, YouTube video's and photography.

Or, something medical.

How did you come up with the name Toobatee?

I didn't actually. It was my little sister Rachel. When she was very small. She decided that she wanted to name all of her dolls, Toobatee!

How I decided to use it as a username, was when I used to play Runescape, and I forgot my password for my account. (This was about 6 years ago) I decided to make a new account, and gave it the name: TOOBATEE!

What books are your reading/what books do you recommend and why?

I am reading Rangers Apprentice. And, I suggest the Eragon series. Because its awesome.

Is your house haunted?

Sometimes, I hear crying babies coming FROM THE WALLS!

Just kidding. Its not.

What's your favorite Pixar film and why?

I love ALL of them. Cant pick a favorite. Its like picking a favorite food. IMPOSSIBLE.

Do you prefer pens or pencils? Chocolate or vanilla? Elevators or escalators? Fruits or vegetables?

Pencils. You can erase them.

Depends on what it is. If its ice cream, vanilla.

Escalators. You get to feel the breeze.

Fruit. Its sweet.

What's the most ridiculous/crazy/funny thing you've ever done?

(If enough people probably email me, I will think up an answer. I have done a lot of crazy things.)

If you were stranded on a desert island (with 1 food of your choice and water), what three other things would you choose to have and why?

Who is your favorite Axe Cop character and why?

Axe Cop. Because he's Axe Cop.

What's your favorite school subject?

Science.

Who/what do people say you look like?

A lot of people who know me say that I look like a doctor that we know.

What is the best thing you've ever ate?

Super fancy chicken. At my confirmation dinner.

And lastly, but probably most importantly...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could CHUCK NORRIS?

If it chucked Chuck Norris, it would get round house kicked in the face.

How much wood could it chuck? I would guess zero. It cant chuck wood.

Phiew!

Next we have this one

Q. How long did it take to write your first blog post?

~Kristofer411

A. Hmm, probably 2 hours. We did it at around 1 am. Rob and I.

We had no idea what we where doing.

THE PICTURE I PROMISED!

Thank you guys for submitting your questions!

If you have any more questions, feel free to send me an email. It most likely wont be in another post, but I will still be happy to answer any question you have!

Thanks, guys!

#3-1 Alpha

Hey! I just got back from vacation yesterday night And wrote this blog post right afterwards. So, I'm tired, sleepy, I have to get up early in the morning, so I can't make a long awesome blog post full-o-pictures and all that stuff.

So, I'm initiating emergency blog post protocol #3-1 Alpha.

Basically, YOU guys will write it. Or, it-ish.

What will happen is you guys, will think of and email any question about BulfenRoben, and email it to bulfenroben@gmail.com and I will answer them in my next blog post, to the best of my abilities, possibly in a funny manor, depending on the question.

You can ask all the questions you want. Questions like,
What made you want to start a blog?
How you think of your blog posts, Anything!


Don't worry about emailing me. I will not distribute, spam, or even reply (unless I think it's necessary.) to your email, but that doesn't mean I won't read them.

I will most likely read them all.


Still need a reason to ask a question?
In the email, after the questions, you can give me a name for me to use in a picture I will make for you guys. A gift for being awesome.

Please note that you don't need to use your real name. Just make something up. And also note that you don't need to give me a nickname at all. Only do this if you want it to be used in my fancy picture.

Thank you all! And happy questioning!

COFFEE it runs me. IT RULES ME!

I had my first real coffee, and It was AMAZING.
Sunday, we went out for coffee, and I decided to get a real coffee, instead of a magic milk, like a big kid.

I reacted badly.

I drank most of it within 10 minuets. After that we got in the car, where I got really goofy and decided, Hey! this would be a great blog post! So, I pulled out my IPod and started taking notes. They where crazy. so I decided to put them up here as they where:

[Dad turned on psychedelic, jazz music.]

All that
Wahhhroooo! Happy ha heeeyyyy!
Makes sense now. It's like the earth aligning perfectly with the sun, the moon, and all he stars.
Perfect harmony.
HEEEEEE!!!!
I don't do good on coffee.
CANT THIS CAR DRIVE FASTER?
I am now going to listen to the jazz that's on, and music on my iPod.
At the same time.
I need more stimulation. :O
Ö it's a faaaace!!
Opaadjdgjwzxçnbm iü heeee heee
Ga1•/:;¢&""…'n!?

Ò¿Ó IT'S A FACE! ANOTHER ONE!

Ō¿Ó I AM NOT AMUSED.

°•° ITS A KOWALA!


____________________


Yeah, I was insane. And this is pretty much the state of mind that I was in:

(I drank half caff by the way. )

Headphones, and a new blog!

Yeap, Headphones.

Does it amaze anybody else how easily they can get tangled in your pocket?

You roll it up, stick it in your pocket, wait 3 seconds, pull them out, and they are twisted, knotted and woven! Its amazing!

Now, onto the new blog: BulfenSerious (Corny, I know)

Basically, you guys expect funny ha ha from this blog, so I could never post anything BUT funny stuff. So, I created another blog for anything from funny, to not funny at all. Read more about it!

And also, See this at the very end of the post?

That’s the Google +1 button. (Obviously)

what happens when you press it, is your basically giving your approval that you like this site, or post, or what ever.

Its important to me, because if you like a post, and press that button, then my blog will be easier to find for other people, maybe looking for something funny on Google. = More hits.

SO if you like anything you read, PLEASE +1 me! its as simple as pressing the button!

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THANKS!